hi buddy :)) im outside of my class, i just finished my exam and now im finishing up an essay. and okay! this should be interesting :))
her: well hailey’s like 5’8
me: omg! wtf? she’s almost as tall as andy! he’s 6 ft.
her: omg,mary,calm the fuck down it’s only like 2 inches.
me: …no it’s not. it’s 4 inches…
her: …wtf are u talking about?
me: there’s 12 inches in a foot,nancy. andy is 6ft tall, hailey is 5’8. she’s 4 inches shorter than andy.
her: …i am seriously so lost right now…
me: lmao! are u fucking kidding me right now?! hahahaha. nancy, u are NOT smarter than a 1st grader.
her: …dude,wut are u talking about? are u serious? omg. haha. i am not kidding u right now. i seriously did not know that there were 12 inches in a foot.
me: lmfao!! no wonder ur taking remedial math.
her: shut the fuck up.
netflix isn’t cutting it for me tonight :\
haha fo show! u better find it or i’ll cut mine in half so we can share :))
ZOMG Your house in on fire. Kidding. Think about something else. Distract yourself.
dude, my house was on fire!! :\ my parents bathroom! nah, im totally kidding! haha. i just went to sleep to stop the craving :)
im craving a cigarette. how do i know this? cuz im craving it so much that im actually starting to smell the scent of smoke :|
unless my house is on fire due to a lit cigarette that my dad forgot to stomp out…
made my night :)